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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Funniest Moments of 2010

Here's a random grouping of funny things the kids said this last year.  I'd like to give a special Thanks to Facebook for being the unexpected source of documenting some of the funniest (who knew Facebook was useful for something besides cleverly stealing mindless minutes away from us)....and a special No Thanks to my iPhone for making it all too easy for my Blog Notes section to get deleted by a curious child.

Natalie:  Mom, I want a little sister.
Mom:  Well, sweetie, that's probably not going to happen.
Natalie:  Why, mom?  I really want one.
Mom:  Well, I think Mom and Dad have their hands full with the 3 of you.  I don't think we're going to have another baby.
Natalie:  (Indignantly) You don't KNOW that.  It's not your choice, it's God's!


Ty:  Mom, when are they going to make picture waffles again?
Mom:  (remembering all the fights about who was going to get which waffle, and thankful they don't make them anymore) I don't know, honey.  I keep checking, but they haven't had them in awhile.
Natalie:  That's so weird.  They made them when the boys were little, but now they don't.
Nate:  Maybe if you have another baby, they will make them again.

Nate:  Mom, when are they going to make picture waffles again?  (this comes up at least once a month)
Mom:  I don't know.  It's been at least a year since they've made them.
Nate:  Maybe when you get another baby.
Mom:  Well, maybe.  But what if I don't get another baby?
Nate:  I want you too.
Mom:  Well, do you think when Jesus gave us two of you at the same time, he thought we had a full family?
Nate:  (Not hearing a word I said) Maybe you can get one for Christmas.  Put it on your Christmas List!

One evening, I was playing with Natalie and she informed me she was a worrier.  When I asked her what kinds of things she worries about, she replied (very matter of factly) "Um, things like fire drills and fires.  Dad going to jail, you going to jail".

One evening Kevin and I got home from having dinner to find Natalie waiting up.  When I saw her getting ice cream, she looked up at me guiltily and asked if she could have some.  When I asked her if Dad said it was OK, she replied "Yeah, but I thought I should ask you too since you're the responsible one."

Beyonce, Carrie Underwood and Demi Lovato....here you go.  You're welcome.  We'd like 50% of the cut.
Nathan mixing his favorite songs together:  "Jesus Take the Wheel.  Oh yeah.  We can't back down.  Oh yeah.  Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh" (from Beyonce's 'If you like it then you better put a ring on it').

One day after listening to Carrie Underwood's Jesus Take the Wheel:
Nate:  Mommy, why did Jesus take the wheel?
After a full explanation of what the song means....
Nate:  Is Jesus Carrie Underwood's Dad?
Huh?  I went wrong somewhere in my explanation.

Another day after listening to Carrie Underwood's Jesus Take the Wheel:
Ty:  Is Jesus mean?
Mom:  No.  Why do you ask that?
Ty:  Then why did Jesus take the wheel?
Clearly, this song perplexes them. 

Mom:  Where are Sam and Puddles?  You haven't been playing with them much anymore.  (These are his two favorite stuffed animals).
Nate:  That's because when I wake them up, they so gwumpy and need more sleep.
Hmmm....where has he heard that before?

One night in bed, Natalie just started chattering about a little boy she knows.  I just sat there and listened, and it must have gone on for at least 10 minutes.  Unfortunately, it was one of the stories on my iPhone that didn't survive the wandering fingers of a curious 7 year old.  So, this isn't exact and not nearly as detailed as she was but it's the overall idea.  Oh, and she pretty much said all this without taking a breath.
"Mom, I really love Jack.  Do you think he loves me too?  I mean, he's REALLY funny.   He says the funniest things.  And Anna thinks there's a chance he likes me too.  Do you think there's a chance?  Oh, I REALLY hope we go to the same college someday.  But what if we don't?  Like Troy and Gabriella (from the movie High School Musical) went to different colleges.  Troy chose Gabriella over basketball.  I mean, he chose basketball too but only because he found a school close to Gabriella because he's so devoted to her."

So the rest of this post isn't really funny stories and may be completely boring to anyone who doesn't know Nathan and Tyler.  But one of my favorite things as a mom is the cute ways the kids say words before they learn the correct pronunciation.  Natalie is pretty much at the age that she says everything right....and frequently chooses to coach the boys on the right way to say things (she actually taught them the right way to say girl).  But the boys, at 4 1/2 still say quite a few things wrong.  And I love it.....because it means they're still babies, right?
First of all their names....
Tyler:  Tywer Austin Scharb
Nathan:  Naphan Tole (Cole) Scharb
Na-a-wee is now usually Nat-a-wee (Natalie)
Shayshawk (fall '09) became shayhawk this fall and now they say jayhawk
Pak Pak (backpack)
Gee-ul (soft g) (Girl)
Snook (skunk)
Titty Tat - or just Titty
Wittle (Little) - pretty much all L's are pronounced as W's
Supa (Super)...usually said in multiples - Supa Supa Supa fast

Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Lovable 7's

OK....so, I'm obviously not getting these blogs written in a timely manner.....BUT - I am getting them written....so here we are.  Only a couple months late.

The morning of November 13th, I woke up to the pattering of running feet down the hallway.  Natalie ran into our room and said "Mom, look!  It's almost my birthday!"  I looked at the clock and it was 6:24 am.  She was born at 6:27.  So, she crawled into bed with me and we watched the clock together.  She was giddy with excitement as we waited for the momentous minute.  "Bye Bye 6!" she said in the final seconds of sixdom.  With a great big grin, she clapped when the clock finally turned 6:27 and said "I can't believe I'm 7!".  As her mom, that was an awesome moment, never imagined 7 years ago as my first and only baby girl was put in my arms for the first time.
The Lovable 7's.....that's the title to the Parent Center email I received on her birthday.  Hmmm....lovable?  Is that what this year will bring?  Oh, I would love that.  Don't get me wrong.  I love my daughter with all my heart and am so happy I get to be a Mom to a little girl.  But lovable is probably not the first word that comes to mind when describing my Nattie Bug.  Ornery, determined, observant, curious, innovative and bright.  Really, she has a lot of great qualities that will translate into great things as an adult.  But right now, as her mom, she can be challenging sometimes.  She questions everything, and wants things done her way (hmm...where does she get that from?).  I'm constantly reminding myself not to get into a battle of wills with her (although, I fail at that more often than I'd like).  But on the positive side, she is a little girl that loves to laugh and giggle.  She loves to plan parties and events (sometimes months in advance to great detail - she is currently working on her brothers surprise birthday party - in June).  She's curious and eager to learn how to do new things, like cooking (and yes, cleaning!).  She wants to learn how to sew so badly and how to play the piano (although, I'm not sure she realizes that both of those take time - you don't just take one lesson and whip out a symphony piece on the piano).
To celebrate the big day, Natalie invited her BFF and cousin, Lauren (and of course, the rest of the family - Aunt Boo Boo, Uncle K, and Baby Tsey - as the boys call him) to Build A Bear workshop and Dinner at TRex Cafe (which has become the favorite place of birthday celebrations for the girls these last few years).  The kids had a fun time making their latest special creation (because the 5 million stuffed animals we already have at home aren't quite enough....and each one is "their special one" when it comes time to clean out the playroom).  Tyler and Natalie honored the upcoming Christmas season by picking Frosty the Snowman and Clarice the reindeer.  Of course, all the appropriate accessories must come along with it....For Frosty - the corncob pipe, broom and scarf (none of which stay on or ever anywhere near Frosty himself), and for Clarice - the red Santa-ish dress (which also hasn't stayed on her, but has at least made it onto another stuffed animal and not on the floor).  Nathan went a different route, and picked an owl, which he cleverly named Rapunzel and picked out a perfectly pretty dress for.  I made a few attempts to talk him into a boy-ish outfit (only to make sure he didn't regret his choice later), but to no avail.  He stuck to his guns....and that is why I love my little Nater Gater.  He's the typical little boy who loves to wrestle with his brother and play with superheroes constantly.  But, he's also very in touch with his feminine side and loves playing with Princesses just as much.  (At Disney World, he was probably the most excited about our Dinner with the Princesses and sweetly asked them if he could take a picture alone with them.  The smile on his face in each of those pictures is beyond priceless.)  Lauren went appropriately girly with her pick of a Purple bear (also with a Santa-ish dress) and Baby Trey made his first ever brown teddy bear.
Next, the kids enjoyed the play area and a Carousel ride or two before heading to TRex for dinner.  On the ride over, the birthday girl started feeling under the weather.  But, she was determined to have her birthday dinner on her birthday so we kept our reservation.  Unfortunately, she layed down on the bench through the entire dinner and really didn't enjoy any of it.  But, later in the evening, we learned that apparently the best medicine is presents and cake.  She perked right up, when it was time to open presents.  Her big present was a new Nintendo DS accompanied with a Camp Rock game.  She's been wanting it for a year, so was very excited.  She was equally excited about her gift from Lauren - a shiny, silver Christmas tree to decorate her room, with all things pink to decorate it.  And next, the grand finale!  Time for the (sort of) cake.  The entire staff surrounded our table singing Happy Birthday as she shyly smiled, but loved every second of it.  Then, her eyes got wide as she saw the "cake"....An impressive erupting volcano of chocolate cake, ice cream, and whip cream.  It was so yummy looking that even my anti-sweets boys had to have a taste.  Besides her temporary bout with some unknown ailment, I think Natalie enjoyed her day to the fullest.
She celebrated a "Triplet" birthday party with her friends Maya and Evan a week later, along with all the first grade girls at the Indoor pool.  Whoa...was that crazy!  But they had a blast.  As I watched all those girls swimming, giggling and squealing I realized (for the millionth time as a parent) how quickly time flies.  7 years old....no longer a baby, no longer a toddler or preschooler.  She's a kid now....and I know I'll blink my eyes and realize she's a teenager soon and want back those moments of her snuggling next to me at bedtime and calling me "Ma-Ma" (her mom name for me, when she's feeling very affectionate) and her lion cub kisses (a wet, sloppy lick that stems from her love of Lion King when she was a toddler).  Lovable?  Maybe more than I realize.  And I also realize that I need to open my eyes more and cherish all these moments of this thing called being 7.  Because, as she said the morning of her birthday "I'll never be 6 again!"

Nattie with her Camp Rock cupcakes to celebrate at school.

Could Nate be any more snuggled up to Cinderella?

Nattie with Clarice

The happy kids with their new stuffed creations.


Proud owner of a new DS.

Whoa!



The Silver Tree with Pink accessories

The calm, mild-mannered 1st grade girls


The Birthday Girls - Evan, Maya & Natalie